Time to Caucus!

What are the odds?

I have never been very good at math, which is why I chose law school over business school. I am curious as to:

1) the mathematical odds that the words that I am reading on my computer are being uttered on the television at the same time.

2) the mathematical odds of seeing a television programme (Frasier) 5 times in my life, and 2 of those times were the same episode. Just to complicate it, what are the odds that of those two times I began watching the episode at roughly the same part- give or take 2 minutes?